So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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