super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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