Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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