Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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