I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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