they need to just BURY HIM!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Found your dick twin last night
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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