I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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