i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
