talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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