His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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