Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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