So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I love you. Go after that dick
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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