I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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