I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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