ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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