I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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