just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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