pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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