normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he was CRYING into my vagina
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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