Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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