Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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