U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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