your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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