I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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