worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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