I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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