my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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