I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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