One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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