That's intense
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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