I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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