You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
