I cockslap morals
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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