This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
50% drunk capacity currently
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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