when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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