when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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