I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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