Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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