I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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