D3 body, D1 cock
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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