we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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