Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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