You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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