I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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