so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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