Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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