please come you make the beer taste better
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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