the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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