Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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