Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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